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 02-13-2018, 22:29 Post: 197508
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Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

...just five more minutes.






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 02-13-2018, 22:29 Post: 197509
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This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.






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 02-13-2018, 22:30 Post: 197510
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"






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 02-21-2018, 03:31 Post: 197529
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Hahaha! Just keep 'em coming, fellas!

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

"P"

Without it, they'd be irate.






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 02-21-2018, 03:32 Post: 197530
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My friend set me up on a date. He told me she constantly make "Shrek" references. I was pretty sceptical..

But then I saw her face..






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 02-21-2018, 03:35 Post: 197531
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Metallica and Nonmetallica should come together..

To form an ionic band.






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 03-09-2018, 04:28 Post: 197561
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Know Whats a bad day for a dung beetle?



What would that be, Woodie? Smile






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 03-09-2018, 04:29 Post: 197562
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Why don't vegans take risks?

Because their life could be at steak.






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 03-09-2018, 04:30 Post: 197563
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What do you call a Mexican that is only 4’6”?

Paragraph. He is too short to be an essay.






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